i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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