So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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