no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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