It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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