the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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