Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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