He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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