he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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