i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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