you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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