But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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