thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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