Your dad touched me again.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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