Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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