She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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