Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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