Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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