No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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