i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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