gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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