matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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