Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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