Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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