I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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