peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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