I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
