is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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