It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just gift wrapped bread.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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