Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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