I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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