Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize