YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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