I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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