Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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