Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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