He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
he fucked my hip out of place.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
