I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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