David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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