just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I wish you could order shots online.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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