Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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