i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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