Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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