is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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