this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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