...so i touched it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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