I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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