before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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