are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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