fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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