well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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