is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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