I want to make a zoo with you.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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