I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My underwear smells like fireworks.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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